a door bell

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Like adorable but way more dramatic and extra. You say it like you just won the lottery and got a free pizza.
I just saw a baby goat and I said, 'A door bell.'
My mom called me 'A door bell' because I wore socks with sandals.
My dog did a backflip and I said, 'A door bell.'
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When you spell out 'adorable' like you're giving a speech and everyone is bored.
I told my teacher, 'A door bell,' because I was tired of doing math.
My friend spelled 'A door bell' in the sand and it was a disaster.
My cat said 'A door bell' and it was the worst thing ever.
3
You're doing a girl doggy style and you pull out just before you're about to cum and then you go full on ass attack.
I pulled out and then I went for her ass like it was a surprise party.
I was about to cum and then I attacked her ass like it was my job.
I was doing a girl doggy style and I turned it into an ass war.
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Honking your horn like a mad man trying to get someone to come out of their house or else you're gonna yell at them.
I honked my horn like I was trying to get a response from a ghost.
I honked my horn so loud my neighbor came out with a bat.
I honked my horn and my dog started dancing.
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You're not sure if a girl will do anal so you stick your finger up her butt to see what she's made of.
I stuck my finger up her butt like I was checking her for treasure.
I tested her by sticking my finger in her butt hole like it was a job interview.
I did a butt hole test and it was like a horror movie.
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Putting a photo of your penis on Craig's List and then getting people to ring your door bell at a set time for gay sex. You need to take a shower beforehand.
I put my penis on Craig's List and people came to my door at midnight.
I did a Craig's List penis ad and got 10 guys at my door.
I put my penis on Craig's List and my mom showed up.
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A San Francisco Door Bell is when you text someone to let them know you're coming instead of knocking. It's perfect when you're on a steep hill and you don't feel like climbing.
I texted my friend 'A door bell' and she opened the door like I was a hero.
I did a San Francisco Door Bell and my neighbor came out with a coffee.
I sent a San Francisco Door Bell and my dog answered the door.
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