A Doomer

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A hot girl you see in the worst places with her dumb friends or family and you whisper 'doom' as she passes by because you're a sad little loser.

'Doom.' I said as she walked by with her ugly friend.

I saw her at the mall with her mom and said 'doom' in my head.

I passed her at the gas station and said 'doom' out loud like a crazy person.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A man in his 20s who lost his job, his girlfriend, and his self-respect. He spends all day sleeping and all night crying into his phone while listening to sad music.

I'm just sitting here in my pajamas crying to Radiohead like a baby.

I lost my job and now I just walk around at night like a ghost.

I listen to Midwest emo and feel like my life is over.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who thinks life is a joke and the world is going to end because everyone is a total idiot and everyone is going to die in a fire.

The world is ending and I'm just sitting here eating ramen.

I think the Earth is going to explode and I'm just going to let it happen.

Life is meaningless and I'm just going to accept it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A version of the incel who gave up on life and just listens to Radiohead on night walks and drinks until he passes out.

I go on night walks and listen to Radiohead like it's my only friend.

I drink until I can't walk and I just pass out on the couch.

I listen to Radiohead and think about how my life is over.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who thinks everyone is a jerk and gives up on life because of a few bad people and doesn't care about the future.

I hate everyone and I don't care if the world ends.

I gave up on life because my ex cheated on me.

I think the world is going to end and I'm just going to let it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A man who took the final redpill and now lives in a world of total apathy and self-hatred.

I took the final redpill and now I just sit here and cry.

I'm a doomer and I hate myself and everyone else.

I live in a world of apathy and I don't care.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A man who's stuck in a midlife crisis or just has a mental illness and spends all his time on the internet and walking at night.

I'm stuck in a midlife crisis and I just walk around at night.

I have depression and I just sit here on the internet all day.

I listen to Doomerwave and I just feel sad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago