a doodas mr klonker

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A guy who’s half crazy, half confused, and has the brain of a confused goldfish on a bad day

He texted me at 3 AM saying he thinks the moon is made of expired pizza

He tried to explain the weather like it was a conspiracy theory

He told the grocery store cashier he was ‘negotiating with the cereal’

A person who acts like they’re the king of the universe but can’t remember where they live

He claimed he was a ‘royal’ but forgot his own phone number

He told the barista he was ‘on a mission from the king of the clouds’

He tried to buy a house but forgot it was for sale

A human who thinks they’re a genius but acts like they just woke up from a 50-year nap

He tried to solve a math problem but used a dictionary and a toaster

He told his mom he was ‘a genius from the future’ but couldn’t find his keys

He said he invented time but couldn’t remember how to use a calendar

A man who’s part genius, part idiot, and all confused

He told the teacher he was ‘a genius who just got lost in the brain’

He tried to explain gravity but used a chicken as an example

He said he could read minds but forgot his own name

A person who thinks they’re a legend but can’t even remember their own legend

He told the class he was ‘a legendary warrior’ but couldn’t remember his own sword

He claimed he was a ‘master of all things’ but couldn’t remember how to tie his shoes

He said he was ‘a legend in the making’ but forgot what a legend was

A human who thinks they’re cool but acts like they just got hit by a truck

He told his friends he was ‘the cool one’ but forgot his own face

He said he was ‘a legend in the making’ but fell off a chair

He tried to do a cool pose but tripped over his own shoelace