A Dolphin

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A dolphin is when a guy shoves his dick in a girl's butt and she yells like a dolphin because she's mad and embarrassed.
My cousin got dolphin'd in the mall and everyone laughed at him.
She dolphin'd him in front of his mom and he cried.
He tried to dolphin me and I screamed so loud the cops came.
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Dolphining is when someone uses your Facebook to post a silly message about dolphins, just to make you look stupid.
My friend dolphin'd my account and said, 'I love dolphins and pizza.'
He dolphin'd me while I was in the bathroom.
She dolphin'd me and my whole class saw it.
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A dolphin is a super cool way to say 'definitely' when you're being extra cool.
'I'm definitely going to the party!' he said, 'I'm a dolphin!'
She said, 'I'm a dolphin, I'm going to the mall.'
He texted, 'I'm a dolphin, I'm coming now.'
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A dolphin is when you're trying to have sex and she yells 'EH EH' when you try to put it in her butt.
He tried to have sex and she yelled 'EH EH!' in his face.
She dolphin'd him while he was eating pizza.
He dolphin'd her in the school hallway.
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A dolphin is the loud noise a girl makes when a guy's penis slips into the wrong hole.
He slipped his penis in her wrong hole and she yelled 'DOLPHIN!' at him.
She dolphin'd him in front of her friends.
He dolphin'd her while she was eating ice cream.
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A dolphin is when you try to put it in her butt and she yells 'EN EN' and pulls her head back like a fish.
He tried to put it in her butt and she yelled 'EN EN!' and ran away.
She dolphin'd him in the kitchen while he was cooking.
He dolphin'd her in front of her mom and she was mad.
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A dolphin is a woman with no butt, just a hole on her backside, and she's the worst.
She's a dolphin and has no butt, just a hole.
He said she was a dolphin and had no ass.
She's a dolphin and her butt is gone.
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