a dollar o'day

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The tiny amount you think your new hot-headed girlfriend is going to cost you. She’s hot, she’s got a head full of attitude, and you’re just trying to keep up with her madness.
I’m not paying for her mood swings. A dollar o’day is not a mood swing fund.
She said she’d split the bill. I said I’d pay it. She said I was being a cheap bastard.
I’m not her personal therapist. I’m not paying for her drama.
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The amount you expect your new girlfriend to cost you, even if she’s got a face like a flamingo and a temper like a madman.
She’s got a face like a flamingo, and I’m not paying for that.
I asked her out. She gave me attitude. Now I’m paying for it.
I’m not her personal psychiatrist. I’m not paying for that either.
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The small amount you think your new girlfriend will cost you, even if she’s got a mouth like a sailor and a temper like a wildcat.
She cussed like a sailor. I paid for it. A dollar o’day doesn’t cover that.
She flipped out over a cheeseburger. I paid for it. I’m not her personal mad scientist.
I asked her out. She flipped out. I paid for it. I’m not her personal emotional support animal.
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