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A smelly, muddy, half-dead dog decided to play chicken with your car like it was the last day on Earth and your car was the final boss.
My dog ran in front of my car like he was trying to get hit by a truck.
The dog had no idea what a car was and just sprinted into traffic like it was a game show.
That dog was so tired, it ran in front of my car just to take a nap in the middle of the road.