A Dog Bowl

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When a guy face-fucks a girl in a toilet bowl full of poop while she's getting pounded like a dog, and it looks like she's eating soggy dog food. This usually happens in a college bathroom when someone's drunk and stupid.
My roommate tried this and got expelled.
She screamed so loud the whole dorm heard.
He had to wipe poop off his face after.
2
A disc that lands upside down on the golf course looks like a dog's bowl. It was made famous at Crockett Disc Golf in Franklin, TN, where everyone laughs at bad throws.
My disc looked like a bowl of dog food.
He threw it like a baby and it flipped.
We all laughed when it landed.
3
When you deepthroat someone's snatch like it's a sandwich. No subtlety. Just raw, messy, and loud.
He gagged but kept going.
It looked like he was eating a taco.
She screamed and it was awesome.
4
When a guy stretches his balls out like a bowl to catch cum, and his girl licks it like a dog. It’s gross but hot.
He had cum running down his leg.
She licked it like she was hungry.
It looked like a cum bowl.
5
You bone a Butter Face, but she’s a Butter Face, so you go doggy style and give her a bowl of food to keep her from making that face.
She looked at me like I was a failure.
I gave her a sandwich to shut her up.
She didn’t stop smiling the whole time.
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A military magazine that looks like a dog bowl. It’s full of bullets and it’s used with an assault rifle. It’s big, it’s bad, and it’s used for war.
He loaded 75 bullets into that thing.
It looked like a dog bowl full of bullets.
He shot 10 guys with it.
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When a guy licks a girl’s ass from behind like a dog. It’s called dog-bowling, and it’s the worst and the best.
He licked her like she was a dog.
She laughed and it was awkward.
He did it in public and it was legendary.
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