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A dog is a smelly, slobbery creature that wants to lick your face and steal your snacks. They can’t focus and will run after anything that moves, even if it’s just a bag of chips.
My dog ran after a squirrel instead of eating his dinner.
He tried to lick my face while I was on a Zoom call.
He stole my snack and hid under the couch.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dog is ten ecstasy pills. It’s the reason you’re dancing on the kitchen table at 2 a. m. and yelling at your brother.
I took ten ecstasy pills and danced like no one was watching.
My dog took ten ecstasy pills and tried to bite my neighbor.
I had ten ecstasy pills and a dog. That was a bad combo.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dog is the coolest guy alive. Everyone wants to be friends with him. He’s got the best fur, the best personality, and he’s got your back no matter what.
My dog is the coolest guy at the park.
He’s got the best fur and the best personality.
He’s my best friend and he’s the coolest guy alive.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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To dog is to work like a dog. You push yourself so hard you’re about to pass out. You’re tired, sweaty, and you’re going to keep going until you drop dead.
I dogged myself until I passed out.
She dogged me all day and I was dog tired.
He dogged me until I was dog tired and I wanted to dog him back.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dog is a furry potato. It’s got no brains, but it’s got love. It just wants to cuddle and eat your face.
My dog is a furry potato with no brains.
He eats my face like it’s a snack.
He’s a furry potato and he loves me the most.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dog is your best friend. They’re the one who listens to your problems, protects you, and cries with you when you’re sad. They’re the best friend you ever had.
My dog is my best friend and he listens to me.
He protects me and cries with me when I’m sad.
He’s my best friend and he would die for me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dog is like a wolf. It can be wild and crazy, or it can be calm and cool. Either way, it’s got a wild side and it’s not afraid to show it.
My dog is like a wolf and he howls at the moon.
He’s wild and crazy, but he can be calm and cool.
He’s a wolf in dog form and he’s not afraid to show it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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