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a guy who can't make up his mind. he flips out more than a greasy pizza. he plays mind games just to be a pain. he'll cancel everything at the last second and probably has a crush on his best friend.
I told him we were going to the concert. He said yes. Then he said no. Now he said maybe. What even is he?
He changed his mind 12 times in one day. I think he’s trying to give me a headache.
He said he’d come to the party. Then he said he had a date. Then he said he had a date with his best friend. What is even real anymore?
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a stick figure that’s always smiling and looks like it’s side-eyeing you.
That stickman is always smiling like he knows a secret.
He’s the side profile of a guy who’s just been told he’s stuck with you forever.
He’s the stick figure version of ‘I see you’.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a guy who literally doesn’t know what’s going on. he’s the human version of ‘???’. he’s the reason you’re confused.
He said ‘what’ when I asked him what he was doing. That’s not even a question.
He walked into the room and didn’t know who I was. I’ve known him for 5 years.
He said he didn’t know what time it was. I said it was 3. He said ‘what’ again.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a video game and a band. both are awesome. one is about a donkey. the other is about dead dogs. both are cool.
Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Dead Kennedys are the best band ever. Together they make a perfect combo.
I play Donkey Kong and then I listen to Dead Kennedys. It’s like a party in my brain.
Donkey Kong is a game. Dead Kennedys is a band. Both are amazing. What even is life?
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a messy kid who looks like he rolled in a trash can. he has greasy hair, smells like old socks, and wears weird clothes. he also thinks monster energy is a drug.
He came to class with greasy hair and looked like he hadn’t showered in a month.
He wears a shirt that’s made of silk and has a dragon on it. That’s not normal.
He drinks monster energy like it’s going out of style.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a country that ends with . dk. it's on their license plates and at the end of their websites. it’s also in their names. it's weird and cool.
Denmark’s license plates end with . dk. That’s cool and weird.
Their websites end with . dk. I don’t even know what that means.
Denmark is a country. It has . dk. That’s just a fact.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a game with a donkey. it’s the best game ever. it’s also the reason you know what a donkey is.
Donkey Kong is the best game ever. You play as a donkey. That’s just cool.
I played Donkey Kong when I was 5. I still remember it.
Donkey Kong is a game. It’s also a donkey. That’s just a fact.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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