a dissapointer

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When you’re texting someone and you leave your phone behind like a f***ing idiot, and they say ‘bye’ after you’ve already gone. Then you check your phone and it’s just a ‘k bye’ like you’re the worst person ever.

I was texting my crush and left my phone in the car. Now I have to deal with a ‘k bye’ for the rest of my life.

My mom left her phone on the table and got a ‘k bye’ from my dad. He’s never gonna stop laughing.

I texted my friend ‘sup’ and then ran out like I was on fire. Now I have to read ‘k bye’ 100 times.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you’re getting a hard-on and you run into a wall so hard you break your nose like a f***ing moron.

I had a boner so big I thought I could punch through a wall. I hit it and broke my nose. My face looks like a raccoon now.

He had a boner and ran into the door. Now he’s got a broken nose and a broken heart.

She ran into the wall while getting a boner and now her nose is bleeding like it’s a crime scene.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you spell disappointed wrong and it looks like you’re trying to f***ing ruin the English language.

I wrote ‘dissapointer’ and now my teacher thinks I hate spelling.

He spelled it wrong and now his whole class is laughing at him.

She wrote it wrong and her mom said she’s gonna fail English.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You, for reading this like you’re the worst person in the whole f***ing universe.

You’re reading this and now you’re gonna be stuck with this forever.

You’re the reason this definition exists. You’re the worst.

You read this and now you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Something my dad calls me when I do something stupid and he wants to kill me.

My dad calls me a ‘dissapointer’ every time I eat cereal for dinner.

He yells ‘dissapointer’ when I fail math again.

I did something stupid and he called me a ‘dissapointer’ and I cried.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You. That’s you. Like you’re the only one who could ever be a ‘dissapointer’ in the whole f***ing world.

You are the ‘dissapointer’ and you know it.

You’re the reason this word exists and you’re gonna live with it forever.

You’re the only one who’s ever been a ‘dissapointer’ and you’re gonna stay that way.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you’re trying to diss someone else but you’re so bad at it you diss yourself and you’re like ‘what the f***’

I tried to diss my friend but I said ‘you’re ugly’ and I’m the one who’s ugly.

He tried to diss me but he said ‘you’re stupid’ and now he’s stupid.

She tried to diss me but I was so good at it she said ‘you’re the best’ and I was confused.

by Slangipedia 6d ago