Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy shoves his junk up someone’s butt and makes them lick his smelly poop off like it’s a job.

My cousin did that to his girlfriend and she still hasn’t forgiven him.

He made me do it in front of my whole class.

My dad did that to my mom and now she still smells like old pizza.

2

A used tampon or pad that smells like a swamp and was probably used by a monster.

My sister’s pad looked like it came from a garbage can.

My mom left hers on the couch and it started to grow mold.

My friend’s pad smelled like old cheese and regret.

3

When a guy spits his cum on his girlfriend’s face and then wipes it with his smelly junk like he’s doing a job.

He did that to my sister and she still won’t talk to him.

My brother did it to his crush and then she kissed him back.

My dad did that to my mom and now she hates him.

4

A newspaper that prints all the dirtiest stories and makes people laugh until they cry.

That newspaper wrote about my cousin’s stupid crime.

My dad reads it every day and laughs at the dumb stuff.

That paper wrote about my mom’s bad hair day.

5

When you have the worst hand in poker and you know you’re going to lose before the game even starts.

I had the worst hand and threw my chips in anger.

My friend had the worst hand and lost all his money.

I had the worst hand and my dad laughed at me.

6

A smelly sock or dish rag used to cool down pipes in a trap house and smells like a dead raccoon.

My brother used his sock to cool down the pipes and it stank like a dead raccoon.

My mom used a dish rag and it smelled like old soup.

My friend used a sock and it stank like a gym floor.

7

When you make your girlfriend mad and she uses her old pad to scrub your dishes like it’s a punishment.

My dad made my mom mad and she used her pad to clean the dishes.

My brother made his girlfriend mad and she used her pad to clean the sink.

I made my sister mad and she used her pad to clean my plates.