A dirty mexican

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When you whip your ass around like a feral dog and let your guts go all over some poor soul who dared to step in your path.

I turned around and let my guts fly like a mexican firework. That guy didn't see it coming.

He walked in my path and got hit with a diarrhea grenade. Classic.

I turned around and sprayed the intruder like he was my new toilet.

When you slap your cheeks together like a confused baboon and let your guts go all over someone who looked at you wrong.

I flipped my ass around and let my guts go. That guy was literally hit with a poop mist.

She turned around and let her guts go. That guy didn't even know what hit him.

He looked at me the wrong way and got hit with a diarrhea slap.

Mexicans who are so filthy they make a trash can look clean. Includes bitches named Lil Wayne and Dora.

That mexican is dirtier than my grandma’s sock drawer. And she’s named Lil Wayne.

Dora the explorer? That’s a mexican? She’s dirtier than my dog’s breakfast.

That mexican is so dirty I could grow a garden in her hair.

When a desperate man has to yank out his lady’s tampon before he can even get his pants off.

He pulled out her tampon before he even got his pants off. Classic desperation.

That guy pulled out her tampon like it was a surprise party.

He yanked out her tampon before the fun began. That’s not a man, that’s a mexican.

A blunt made with a mix of pot and tobacco, like a junkie’s lunch.

That blunt was a mess of pot and tobacco. Like a junkie’s breakfast.

He rolled that blunt like it was his last meal.

That blunt was so messy, it looked like a food fight happened inside.

A cartel guy with a name that sounds like it was made by a drunk kid who failed spelling.

That cartel guy’s name is Retardo Shiller. It sounds like a kid who failed spelling.

His name is Retardo Shiller. That’s not a name, that’s a joke.

He’s named Retardo Shiller. That’s not a name, that’s a crime.

The cheap, dirty, gut-wrenching mess that came from that stupid trade deal. Mexican tomatoes that smell like a sewer and make you sick.

That mexican tomato smells like a sewer and tastes like regret. That’s NAFTA.

That cheap mexican tomato made me throw up. That’s what NAFTA did to us.

That tomato was so bad, I got salmonella from it. Thanks, NAFTA.