Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dirty Mason is when a guy farts on a horse while another guy shoves a chili pepper up his butt in the same room.

My cousin did this and the horse ran away screaming.

I saw it happen in the park and it was legendary.

My uncle did it on live TV and got banned from the internet.

2

A dirty Mason is a guy who thinks he's cool but he's a weirdo and only eats hot pockets like a loser.

He ate a hot pocket in the middle of a fight and it was awkward.

He once tried to propose with a hot pocket and it failed.

He eats hot pockets while watching cat videos and it's sad.

3

A dirty Mason is a man who loves to be in charge and will slap you if you mess with him.

He slapped me for calling him a chicken and I was mad.

He pulled my hair so hard I cried and he laughed.

He kicked my cousin out of the house because he messed with him.

4

A dirty Mason is when you get your butt fucked by a guy and he pisses on you at the same time.

My friend got it and cried like a baby.

I saw it and I almost puked.

He did it to his mom and she hated him forever.

5

A dirty Mason is when you give head to your lover's dad and your lover gives head to your mom then you kiss with all the juice.

I did it and it was gross but I liked it.

My friend did it and he threw up.

My cousin did it and he got banned from the house.

6

A dirty Mason is when you get your butt fucked and peed on at the same time until you cum like a dog.

I did it and I screamed like a baby.

My friend did it and he had to take a bath.

My brother did it and he had to wear a diaper.

7

A dirty Mason is when you cum on your roommate's bathroom wall and let it dry there like a monster.

I did it and my roommate called me a monster.

My friend did it and the wall turned green.

My brother did it and the wall screamed at him.