A dirty lime

I had a dirty lime after eating pizza at 2 a. m. and then trying to impress my mom.

He came home late, reeked like a sewer, and I knew it was a dirty lime.

I had a dirty lime because I forgot my pants were stained from last night's taco disaster.

She wore her stained shirt to school and said it was a dirty lime.

I wore my muddy jeans to work because I thought it was a dirty lime.

He showed up to the party in a spaghetti-sauce shirt and called it a dirty lime.