A dirty Lennon

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A dirty Lennon is when your wiener is so big it weighs as much as your whole body. When you die, they put it in your hand for the open casket so people can see how huge it was.
My uncle had a dirty Lennon so big, they had to use a forklift to put it in his hand.
At my cousin’s funeral, the dirty Lennon was so big, it looked like it was about to burst.
My neighbor’s dad had a dirty Lennon so big, it took three guys to lift it into his hand.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dirty Lennon is when you bang a girl so hard, her mouth gets full of your cum. She spits it into a cup, adds a soda, and nine months later, you get a kid with Down syndrome.
My friend hit a girl so hard, she had to spit his cum into a soda can. Now he’s got a kid with Down syndrome.
He blew a girl so hard, she spitted his cum into a soda. Now he has a kid with Down syndrome.
My brother went wild on a girl, she spat his cum into a soda, and now he has a kid with Down syndrome.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dirty Lennon is a guy who thinks shagging a pregnant woman will make the baby pregnant. He probably once tried to fuck a dead clown’s corpse with a box from an iPhone.
My neighbor tried to fuck a dead clown’s body with an iPhone box. That’s a dirty Lennon.
He thought a pregnant woman would get the baby pregnant. That’s a dirty Lennon.
He tried to fuck a dead clown with a phone box. That’s a dirty Lennon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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