A dirty Landon knight

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A dirty Landon knight is when you ram a stick up your butt so hard you think you’re getting stabbed by a stick

I was a dirty Landon knight for 20 minutes straight and still felt like I had a twig in my colon

My brother tried to be a dirty Landon knight and now he’s crying in the shower

I took a wooden sword up my butt so many times I thought I was getting splinters in my soul

A dirty Landon knight is when you stick a stick up your behind like it’s your job and you’re not even paid

I did a dirty Landon knight in the hallway and my mom called the cops

My friend’s stick got stuck in his butt during a dirty Landon knight and he had to go to the ER

I was a dirty Landon knight for so long my pants got stuck to my butt and I had to rip them off

A dirty Landon knight is when you shove a stick so far up your butt you think you’re going to turn into a tree

I did a dirty Landon knight and my stick came out covered in butt stuff

My sister did a dirty Landon knight and now her stick is in her butt forever

I did a dirty Landon knight so hard I got wood in my butt and I don’t know why