A dirty jay

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You spray your pee in her butt so hard it feels like hell broke loose.
My cousin peed in her aunt's butt during a family reunion. It was like a war zone.
He peed in her butt so hard, the whole class heard it. And it wasn't even lunchtime.
She peed in his butt during a Zoom call. His face was like a sad clown.
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Somebody’s nuts are so blue they start leaking on their keyboard during a voice chat.
He was so horny, he leaked on his keyboard during a voice chat. His friends laughed so hard, they cried.
Her blue balls were so bad, she peed on her keyboard during a call. It was a disaster.
He had the worst blue balls, and he leaked on his keyboard while yelling at his brother.
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Your dad is having wild sex with your mom's dad while your grandpa is having wild sex with your grandma’s dad, and your step sister is filming it all.
My dad had sex with my mom's dad while my grandpa had sex with my grandma's dad. My step sister filmed it all. It was wild.
He had sex with his stepdad while his grandpa had sex with his grandma’s dad. His step sister took videos. It was insane.
My dad had sex with my mom's dad, my grandpa had sex with my grandma’s dad, and my step sister filmed it all. It was a family disaster.
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You call someone a dirty jew in a sneaky way, like they’re hiding from the cops.
He whispered ‘dirty jew’ to his friend like they were hiding from the cops. It was so sneaky.
She called him a ‘dirty jew’ in the hallway like someone was going to catch her.
He said ‘dirty jew’ under his breath like he was trying to hide from the whole school.
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A girl takes out her fake eye, sticks it in your butt, and farts it out into your mouth.
She took out her fake eye, stuck it in my butt, and farted it out in my mouth. It was gross.
He took her fake eye, stuck it in his butt, and farted it out in her mouth. It was insane.
She stuck her fake eye in his butt and farted it out in his mouth. He looked like a monster.
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You eat her out while she poops on your chin, and it sticks like Jay Leno's chin.
He was eating her out while she pooped on his chin. It looked like Jay Leno’s chin.
She was eating him out while he pooped on her chin. It was like a weird chin party.
He was eating her out while she pooped on his chin. It stuck so much, it looked like a chin fight.
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A lawyer throws his client’s salad while the client pees all over the Constitution.
The lawyer threw the client’s salad while the client peed on the Constitution. It was a mess.
He threw her salad while she peed on the Constitution. It was a disaster.
He tossed his client’s salad while the client peed all over the Constitution. It was a legal mess.
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