Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who thinks they're smart but they're actually a brain-dead piece of garbage.

My cousin thinks he's the next Einstein, but he can't even tie his shoes properly.

My boss asked me to do a report, and he thought he was helping me by telling me to do it in his head.

My dog is smarter than this guy.

2

The kind of person who would fail a test if they had to breathe while taking it.

He tried to explain the plot of The Lion King and he said Simba was a chicken.

He tried to fix my phone and now it’s broken and he’s crying.

He thought the moon was made of cheese and he eats it for breakfast.

3

A human who's so dumb they probably got their brain stolen by a squirrel.

He tried to wear a sock on his head like it was a hat, and it fell off and he cried.

He asked me if the sun was a lightbulb and I said yes just to keep him happy.

He tried to ride a bicycle but it had three wheels and he fell into a pond.

4

When you chew your food like it’s a war and you also take a dump at the same time.

He was chewing tobacco and then he pooped on the floor and no one said anything.

He took a dump in the sink and kept chewing dip like it was his job.

He was chewing dip so loud I thought he was eating a donkey.

5

The kind of person who’s so dumb they think they’re in a movie and they’re the star.

He walked into a wall and said it was a plot twist.

He tried to kiss my mom and said he was proposing.

He told me he was a wizard and I believed him for a whole week.

6

A person who's so dumb they probably think they're a king just because they own a sock.

He told me he was a king and I asked him what his crown was and he said it was a shoelace.

He tried to rule the world by telling everyone to wear socks and they all laughed at him.

He said he was the king of the universe and then he fell off a chair.

7

The kind of person who would make a president look like a genius.

He told me he was going to be president and I said good luck and he said I was a moron.

He tried to run for president and he said he was going to make everyone rich by giving them free donuts.

He said he was going to win the election by throwing confetti and everyone laughed at him.