a dingle fairy

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If a stinker bell is a good fairy then a dingle fairy is a smelly, evil version of it. They’re like the fairy version of a smelly sock.
My cousin got cursed by a dingle fairy after leaving a dingle berry under her pillow. Now she smells like a gym sock in summer.
My friend says the dingle fairy is the reason his pants are always stained.
I saw a dingle fairy at the park. It was eating a turd and yelling at a kid.
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The dingle fairy is like the tooth fairy, but instead of coins, they leave you crumpled dollar bills and take your turd. It’s a terrible trade.
My mom left a dingle berry under her pillow and got a crumpled dollar bill. She’s mad now.
My brother got a dingle fairy visit and now he’s got a stinky turd in his pants.
I told my sister about the dingle fairy, and now she’s leaving dingle berries everywhere.
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Dingle fairies hang out near butts, scream like a kid who lost their favorite toy, and eat turds for breakfast. They’re the worst.
I saw a dingle fairy on my cousin’s butt. It was screaming and eating a turd.
My dog got a dingle fairy on his butt. Now he’s screaming and pooping everywhere.
My dad said a dingle fairy was on his butt during a Zoom call. I didn’t believe him.
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A dingle fairy is like tiny fairy poops that come out when you slap your butt hard. They float around like magic smelly dust.
My mom slapped her butt too hard and a dingle fairy came out. It floated around my room.
I hit my butt and a dingle fairy came flying out. It landed on my brother’s head.
My dad slapped his butt so hard, a dingle fairy came out and started eating his hair.
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