A Dingle

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When you lay on a tiny problem like it’s the end of the world, even though it’s not. And then you won’t let it go, even when everyone knows you’re full of crap.
I’m gonna fail the test because I spilled my coffee. I’m gonna die.
He’s still mad about the pencil I took. It was a yellow one.
She won’t stop talking about the sock that went missing. It was just a sock.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you mess up something tiny, and it somehow turns into a total disaster. It’s like your brain is on fire.
He tripped over a pebble and now he thinks the world is ending.
She dropped a crumb and now the whole city is in chaos.
He spilled a little water and now the entire internet is mad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A cigarette. It’s what you smoke when you’re too lazy to do anything else and your lungs are screaming for mercy.
I smoked three of these and now my head is on fire.
He lit one and it looked like he was trying to light the sky.
She inhaled so hard, I thought she was trying to breathe the whole room.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tiny little pain in the ass. Like the kind that follows you everywhere and never shuts up.
He’s the kind of person who complains about the air.
She’s always talking about how bad her day was. It was just Tuesday.
He’s the reason why the whole office is tired.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A weird Polish greeting where you touch your fingers and yell ‘Dingle!’ like you’re trying to summon a demon. It’s mostly for old people who think it gives them power.
He touched his fingers and screamed ‘Dingle!’ like it was a war cry.
She did the whole finger touch and then passed out.
They did the Dingle thing and now they’re best friends forever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bunch of people who act like they’re special, but they’re just a bunch of losers hanging out together.
They all think they’re kings. They’re just in a group chat.
They’re the kind of people who think they’re famous.
They all went to the same school and now they think they’re important.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who’s not the worst, but not the best. Like they’re stuck in the middle and they don’t know which way to go.
He’s not stupid, but he’s not smart either.
She’s the kind of person who can’t decide what to wear in the morning.
He’s like the average person, but with more drama.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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