A Ding Dong Ticket

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A super rude name for someone from Asia. Basically, anyone who looks like they just blinked out of a karate movie.

My cousin called my teacher a ding dong ticket because he ate dumplings for lunch.

My mom said my friend’s dad was a ding dong ticket because he talked like a broken radio.

My brother called the bus driver a ding dong ticket because he was wearing a dragon hat.

A really bad nickname for people from Asia. It means someone who looks like they just stepped out of a ninja movie and forgot to blink.

My friend’s dad called the mailman a ding dong ticket because he was shouting in Chinese.

My teacher called my dog a ding dong ticket because he barked at a noodle.

My uncle called my neighbor’s cat a ding dong ticket because it stared at him like it was about to karate chop him.

An insult for people from Asia. It’s like calling someone a squinty-eyed, loud, noodle-loving, karate-chopping, train-whistle-speaking weirdo.

My friend called my math teacher a ding dong ticket because he gave us 100 math problems.

My mom called my brother’s friend a ding dong ticket because he said he could beat up a panda.

My uncle called the pizza delivery guy a ding dong ticket because he yelled, 'I can karate chop your whole family!'.