a dime

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A dime is a woman so hot she makes your face feel like it’s on fire.

My cousin’s ex is a dime. I once saw her and I dropped my phone in a toilet.

My neighbor’s niece is a dime. She’s got a face that could make a statue blush.

That barista at the coffee shop? She’s a dime. I’ve been trying to flirt with her for a month.

A dime is ten bucks worth of weed. You’re gonna get high and probably get in trouble.

I bought a dime from my cousin. It was so strong, I passed out in math class.

My brother got a dime from his friend. He smoked it and started talking to the ceiling.

I sold a dime to my friend. He got so high he tried to eat my homework.

A dime is a girl who looks like a ten. But she’s probably got a temper like a fire hydrant.

My crush is a dime. She’s got a face like a model, but she yelled at me for spilling soda on her shoes.

That girl in my class is a dime. She got a perfect score on the test and then made fun of me for getting a C.

My sister’s friend is a dime. She looks like a poster girl, but she told my sister to shut up in front of the whole school.

Dropping a dime means you’re a snitch. You’re probably gonna get beaten up for it.

I dropped a dime on my friend. He got in trouble and I got beaten up by his brother.

My mom dropped a dime on my brother. He got sent to the principal’s office and I got grounded.

I dropped a dime on my crush. He got in trouble and I got a broken nose from his brother.

A dime is ten cents. But it’s also the price of your dignity if you’re stupid.

I spent a dime on a candy bar. It was worth it. Then I ate it and got a stomachache.

I spent a dime on a pencil. It broke and I had to write my essay with a crayon.

I spent a dime on a soda. Then I spilled it on my shirt and got in trouble.

A dime is like the movie 10. But instead of a hot girl, you get a hot girl and a bunch of drama.

My crush is like the movie 10. She’s hot, but she’s got drama with her best friend.

That girl from the movie 10 is a dime. But the movie was terrible and I fell asleep watching it.

I watched the movie 10 with my friend. It was so boring, we started texting each other in the middle of it.

A dime is ten years in prison. You’ll be old, tired, and probably still mad about it.

My uncle got a dime. He’s been in prison for ten years and still hates his roommate.

I got a dime for stealing candy. I spent ten years in prison and I still hate the principal.

My brother got a dime. He came out of prison and he’s got a beard and he’s still mad about it.