Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a drunk idiot pukes all over the floor because he drank too much and ate tacos at 2 a. m.

I saw Dimas throw up on the couch and then passed out on top of it.

He drank 12 beers and then tried to eat a whole pizza. It was a disaster.

He puked in my shoe and then laughed about it.

2

Dimas is the nicest guy ever. He will listen to your problems and make you feel better. He’s cute and will make you fall in love.

He texted me when I had a bad day and made me laugh.

He came to my house and made me feel like the best person in the world.

He told me he liked me and I blushed like a tomato.

3

He has a huge wood and it's always hard

He showed it off in the shower and everyone laughed.

He walked in with his pants down and no one could look away.

He bragged about it in class and got a detention.

4

Dimas is the sexiest guy ever. He has a huge cock and a smile that makes you want to kiss him.

He winked at me and I got a boner.

He asked me out and I said yes without thinking.

He smiled and I almost fainted.

5

He’s kind of cool but also a bit full of himself. He shows up every Saturday and wants to hang out.

He came over and we played video games for hours.

He showed up late and said he was just tired.

He texted me every Saturday and I got annoyed but also happy.

6

He’s super handsome and has a huge cock that makes girls go crazy.

He walked in and all the girls turned around.

He smiled and I got a boner.

He was so attractive that I almost kissed him.

7

He’s so attractive that when you look at him, everything else disappears. He’s like a camera that makes you smile.

He walked in and I forgot about my whole life.

He smiled and I dropped my phone.

He looked at me and I couldn’t think of anything else.