A dildo on wheels

My cousin’s mom walked into the room and screamed, 'What the hell is that?'

I saw it at the mall and it ran over a kid who was eating a taco.

My dog tried to hug it and got stuck in the middle of the street.

It yelled at my dad’s car and made him cry.

It ran over my sister’s cat and said, 'You should’ve moved.'

It flipped a pizza and got a free slice.

I tried to hug it and smelled like my brother’s gym bag.

It ran over my mom’s foot and didn’t apologize.

It passed me in the hallway and left a trail of socks.