A Diggle

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A diggle is a pile of crap you find in someone's basement or at a garage sale. It might have junk or something worth a damn, but mostly it's just a mess of stuff you wish you never touched.
I spent three hours digging through this diggle and found one sock and a broken toaster.
This diggle looked like a raccoon threw up in a shoebox.
My diggle is so bad, I found my ex's old gym shorts in it.
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To diggle is to rummage through someone's stuff like a madman, especially when you're high on meth or just really desperate.
He diggled my fridge like it was a treasure chest and found three expired pizza rolls.
She diggled my desk and took my last pen.
I diggled my mom's closet and found her old prom dress and my baby sister's pacifier.
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The diggle is that little button on your old phone you press when you're done talking and you just want to end the conversation fast.
I pressed the diggle so fast, I almost broke my phone.
He didn't press the diggle, so I had to talk to my mom for another hour.
I got so mad, I pressed the diggle twice and yelled at my phone.
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Diggle is a word you can use anywhere, anytime, and it usually means 'dude' but with way more attitude and a hint of sexual fling.
Hey diggle, did you eat my last burger?
Pop diggle, you're my favorite diggle.
Diggle, I just saw your ex at the store.
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To be diggled is when someone rummages through your stuff and laughs at you for being messy or dumb.
I got diggled at work and my coworkers laughed at me for three hours.
My friend diggled my bag and found my old gym shorts.
My mom diggled my room and said I was a pig.
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When you're high on meth and you're twitching and diggling everything in sight because you're out of your mind.
He was diggling the fridge and yelling about finding a diamond.
She diggled my backpack and said it had a treasure.
He was diggling my mom's closet and yelled, 'I found a secret room!'
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A diggle man is someone who loves to mess with other people's stuff and can't leave it alone.
That diggle man took my last pen and my baby sister's pacifier.
He's a diggle man and he's been messing with my stuff since third grade.
The diggle man at work took my coffee and said it was a trade.
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