A dig in the bake

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A face-smashing slap that makes you feel like your nose got run over by a drunk man.
My cousin got a dig in the bake when he called my mom a cheeseburger with no sauce.
I gave my brother a dig in the bake for stealing my last cookie.
The guy at the bar got a dig in the bake after he insulted my dad's beard.
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A punch so hard it feels like your face got a front-row seat to a car crash.
When my teacher gave me a dig in the bake for talking too much in class.
My dog got a dig in the bake because he ate my homework.
I got a dig in the bake for telling my brother he smelled like a trash can.
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A hit so strong it makes your face feel like it got kicked by a donkey.
My friend got a dig in the bake for cheating in the game.
I gave my sister a dig in the bake for stealing my phone.
The guy at the gym got a dig in the bake after he called me a weakling.
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A face-punch so brutal it could wake up a sleeping volcano.
My brother got a dig in the bake for eating my last pizza slice.
I got a dig in the bake for making fun of my neighbor's cat.
The guy who stole my wallet got a dig in the bake.
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A slap that turns your face into a squished grape.
My friend got a dig in the bake for calling my mom a sock.
I gave my dad a dig in the bake for forgetting my birthday.
The guy who insulted my dog got a dig in the bake.
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A punch that makes your face look like it got hit by a pancake truck.
My teacher gave me a dig in the bake for talking in class.
I got a dig in the bake for making fun of my friend's hair.
The guy who called my dog a chicken got a dig in the bake.
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