a diffrent kettle of fish

You thought you were dealing with a broke roommate. Now you’re dealing with a broke roommate who also has a pet raccoon.

Your ex said they’d move on. Now they’re texting you every hour and crying in DMs.

You thought you were getting a normal job. Turns out you’re working at a circus and your boss is a flamingo.

You were fine with your life. Now you’re stuck in a fight with your uncle over who owes who for a pizza from 2012.

You thought you were going on a vacation. Now you’re in a hotel with a bed that looks like it was made by a donkey.

You got a new friend. Now they’re your new friend, your ex, and your ex’s new friend.

You thought your math test was hard. Now you’ve got a math test and your dog ate your notes.

You had a small debt. Now you’ve got a small debt, a big debt, and a debt you don’t even know about.

You had a small problem. Now you’ve got a small problem, a big problem, and a problem that involves your mom’s ex.

You thought you had one problem. Now you’ve got one problem, another problem, and a problem that involves your cat being a detective.

You thought you were going to sleep. Now you’re going to sleep, but your brother is also going to sleep and he’s bringing his pet snake.

You had a normal day. Now you’ve got a normal day, a weird day, and a day that involves your teacher turning into a robot.

You thought you had one problem. Now you’ve got one problem, two problems, and a problem that’s written in all caps.

You had a small argument. Now you’ve got a small argument, a big argument, and an argument that your mom is now in.

You thought you were going to pass the class. Now you’ve got a class, a teacher who hates you, and a test that looks like it was written by a very angry person.

You thought you had one problem. Now you’ve got one problem, two problems, and a problem that involves your whole family.

You thought you were going to have a normal party. Now you’ve got a normal party, a very loud party, and a party that your neighbor is now at.

You had a small group of friends. Now you’ve got a small group of friends, a big group of friends, and a group of friends that all hate each other.