A different type of monkey

My cousin is a different type of monkey. He still thinks pizza is a breakfast food.

My mom says I'm a different type of monkey because I refuse to clean my room.

My teacher called my friend a different type of monkey for drawing on the walls.

My brother is a different type of monkey. He thinks the moon is made of cheese.

My friend's dog is a different type of monkey because it chews up my homework.

My uncle is a different type of monkey. He still wears pajamas to work.

My neighbor is a different type of monkey. He tried to talk to a goat.

My dad is a different type of monkey. He still uses a flip phone.

My brother's pet turtle is a different type of monkey. It stares at me like it's judging me.