A different kind of milk

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A different kind of milk is like your grandma's weird coffee from the 80s.
My cousin tried it and cried.
It smells like old socks and regret.
My dog ran away from it.
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A different kind of milk is the reason your mom’s smoothie looks like sludge.
It tasted like dirt and sadness.
I threw it out and cried.
My brother said it was the worst.
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A different kind of milk is the stuff your dad tried to pass off as chocolate milk.
It looked like mud and regret.
I drank it and felt like a failure.
My sister said it was the end of the world.
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