A diddy

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A self-absorbed celebrity who thinks changing his name every two weeks is a genius move and believes everyone else is too dumb to notice he can't write a single line of music.
'Why is he called A Diddy now? Did he forget his own name?'
'He’s so full of himself, he thinks he invented music.'
'He changes his name more than his hairstyle.'
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A stupid nickname for a woman’s boob that’s so embarrassing, even your grandma would roll her eyes at it.
'He called me a diddy? I’m gonna call him a wimp.'
'She’s got bigger diddies than my mom’s couch.'
'I’m not a diddy, I’m a goddess.'
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A weak insult from Scotland that’s more of a joke than a real insult, but still makes people laugh.
'Why do they call it a diddy? Sounds like a joke.'
'He’s so Scottish, he insults people with diddies.'
'It’s like they’re calling me a diddy and I’m just gonna laugh it off.'
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A fake rapper who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, but everyone else thinks he's a joke who needs to be shut up.
'He’s so full of himself, he thinks he can run for president.'
'He’s like a diddy, but worse.'
'He’s a diddy who thinks he’s a king.'
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A Scottish word for a woman's boob that's so common, it's like the Scottish version of a nickname.
'She’s got diddies that could win a contest.'
'He called me a diddy and I called him a wimp.'
'Diddy is like the Scottish version of a nickname.'
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A goalkeeper who can do everything on the pitch, from saving the ball with one finger to scoring goals with his backside.
'He’s the best goalkeeper I’ve ever seen, he’s a diddy.'
'He’s like a diddy, but with more skills.'
'He saved the ball with one finger, that’s a diddy.'
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A stupid way to describe someone who's dumb, like they can't even think straight.
'He’s so stupid, he’s a diddy.'
'She’s a diddy and she doesn’t even know it.'
'He’s a diddy, and he thinks he’s smart.'
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