Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless act done by someone who thinks they’re king of the world. It usually ends up making everyone else suffer for no good reason.

My buddy stole my last pizza slice right before I bit into it.

She canceled our trip the day we were supposed to leave.

He texted me at 2 AM to ask if I wanted to go to the store.

2

When a guy messes with another guy just to get ahead, even if it means making the other guy look like a total idiot.

He took credit for my idea at work.

He lied to my boss about me missing a meeting.

He made me wait in line while he went ahead of me.

3

Firing someone right before they get to retire. It’s like giving them the middle finger when they were about to walk away for good.

They fired my dad 24 hours before he was going to retire.

My coworker got fired the day before his retirement party.

They cut my friend off right before he was going to quit.

4

A stupid thing someone does just to be a total douchbag. It’s like they can’t help it.

He walked out of the room just to come back and say I was wrong.

She changed her mind 10 times about going to the same party.

He asked me for my opinion just to argue with it.

5

Doing something just to be an idiot. It’s like they’re doing it on purpose to make people mad.

He moved my stuff just to make my room look messy.

She texted me 20 times just to say hi.

He turned on the lights at 11 PM just to annoy me.

6

When someone takes a tiny step forward in their own life, but makes everyone else’s day a living hell for no good reason.

He took the last seat on the bus just to sit there for 10 minutes.

She left her shoes in the middle of the hallway just because.

He took the last donut just to be a pain in the ass.

7

Something so stupid only a real idiot would do. It usually happens because they don’t care about anyone else.

He took my favorite toy just to show off.

He asked me for help just to tell me I was wrong.

He broke my phone just because he felt like it.