a DICK-MAN

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A Dick-Man is a self-absorbed, smug, lazy, old man who thinks he’s the king of the world and is too good to answer his phone or even look at it when it rings. He’s always playing golf or watching sports and never calls you back.
You call him, he ignores you, then later texts you: 'I was playing golf, you know.'
He says he’s too busy to hang out, but he’s just watching sports center on the couch.
He yells at you for being 'boring' while he’s on the golf course.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Dick-Man is a guy who hides his own junk and takes pictures of someone else's to make it look like the other guy got cut off. It's like a dumb prank that only a real dumbass would do.
He took a photo of his buddy's junk and said, 'Look, he got cut off!'
He made a fake Instagram post of someone with no junk and called it a 'trick of the light.'
He took a picture of another guy's junk and made it look like he had a surgery.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Dick-Man is a guy who acts like he’s tough but is actually a total pussy. He doesn’t want to be seen as soft or weak and will do anything to make sure his friends know he’s not about that life.
He said he wouldn’t cry if he got kicked out of the house, but he was sobbing in the hallway.
He said he was too tough to be friends with a girl, but he was the one who cried when she broke up with him.
He said he wouldn’t back down, but he ran away when the fight started.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Dick-Man is a guy who has a whore for a dick but is still a man. He’s the type of guy who’s always getting in trouble with women but still thinks he's the best.
He had three girlfriends at once and didn’t care that they all hated each other.
He cheated on his girlfriend and said it was because she was 'boring.'
He told his friend he was 'the best' even though he got dumped by all three girls.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Dick-Man is a guy who does a weird sex move where he sits behind a girl, she straddles him, and he cums on her tits like it's a big deal.
He did it in the middle of the park and didn’t care if people saw him.
He did it during a football game and said it was 'the best part of the game.'
He did it in a restaurant and got kicked out because of the mess.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Dick-Man is a guy who feels like he’s the worst and thinks everyone else is better than him. He acts like he’s lazy or tired just to avoid doing anything.
He said he was too tired to help with the homework but played video games all night.
He said he couldn’t do the work but got up early to play golf.
He said he was too busy but was watching TV all day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Dick-Man is a guy who acts like he’s tough and doesn’t care about anyone, but when he’s drunk, he becomes the biggest asshole ever. He yells, he insults, and he doesn’t know what he’s doing.
He got drunk and yelled at his friend for not coming to the party.
He drank too much and fell off the couch.
He insulted everyone at the bar and didn’t care that they laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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