a dick load

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A giant pile of something, like when you eat too much and explode.

My mom’s Christmas cookies were a dick load. I gained 10 pounds.

That guy’s YouTube channel is a dick load. I can’t even watch it all.

The amount of pizza I ate last night was a dick load. I’m still full today.

A massive amount of something, like when you have to clean up after a party and it’s a disaster.

The amount of trash in the park was a dick load. I had to pick it all up.

That kid’s homework was a dick load. I almost cried.

The number of people at the concert was a dick load. I got stuck in a crowd.

A ton of cash, like when your dad just got a promotion and is rich.

Charlie Sheen’s paycheck is a dick load. He must be happy.

My dad’s new salary is a dick load. He can buy me anything.

That guy’s bank account is a dick load. He must be rich.

A man with a shotgun, ready to kill you, like in a movie.

Dick Cheney at a party with a shotgun is a dick load.

That guy in the woods with a shotgun was a dick load.

My uncle at Thanksgiving with a shotgun is a dick load.