a dick is a sick

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A dick so good it knocks your brain out like a drunk kid at a bowling alley. You can't think straight, you're blushing like a tomato, and your brain is stuck in a loop of 'that dick' forever.
My brain is still in the gutter from that guy's dick. I failed math because of it.
I saw his dick and forgot my own name. I’m still recovering.
That dick hit me like a surprise party. I’m still hungover from it.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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When your significant other doesn't give you sex, and you get sick like you ate a whole pizza and then a trash can.
I haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week. I’m throwing up from lack of love.
He told me he wasn’t coming home. I threw up in my pants.
I haven’t had sex in two days. I’m sick, and it’s all his fault.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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When you get so sick from not having a dick inside you, you swear you're going to die from the pain of missing out.
I haven’t had a dick in me for a week. I think I’m going to die from lack of love.
He said no sex again. I threw up and screamed his name.
I missed my guy so bad, I puked in my cereal.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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The worst name for cum, especially when your girlfriend uses it to insult you in front of your friends.
My girlfriend called my cum 'a sick.' I cried in the shower.
He said my cum was a sick. I threw a chair at him.
She told her friends my cum was a sick. I’m still mad.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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A really dirty word for sperm, like when your mom uses it to describe how messy you are.
My mom said my sperm was a sick. I ran out of the room.
He called my sperm a sick. I hit him with a pillow.
My dad said my sperm was a sick. I cried in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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When you're so mad at boys that you want to throw them out the window, and you’re still mad for a week.
I saw that boy again. I threw a book at him and screamed.
He said something stupid. I yelled at him and got detention.
I was so mad at that boy, I threw my lunch at him.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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When someone eats a dick so hard, they puke it all back up like it’s a horror movie.
He deep throated that guy and puked on his face. It was awesome.
She ate the whole thing and threw up on his shirt. He cried.
He went in so deep, he threw up and it came out like a fountain.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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