a dick in his stride

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The look a guy gets when he thinks he’s the main man after a one-night stand. He walks like he owns the place, grins like he just won the lottery, and acts like everyone else is just there to watch him shine.
He walked into the bar like he’d just conquered the world and everyone had to look at him.
He texted me, 'I'm out here slaying, and you're still in bed.'
He did a full strut down the street like he was the king of the block.
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When a guy is so full of himself after getting laid that he thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He talks loud, laughs too much, and acts like the world revolves around him.
He started yelling at the coffee shop barista like she owed him money.
He texted me, 'I’m the best. You know it.'
He did a dance in the middle of the grocery store like he’d just won the lottery.
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When a guy is so happy after getting laid that he thinks he’s the only one who ever got laid. He struts around like he’s the main event and everyone else is just there to cheer for him.
He walked into the office like he’d just been crowned king.
He texted me, 'You should’ve seen me. I was on fire.'
He did a full circle walk in the park like he was showing off for the whole neighborhood.
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