A DEUCE

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Dropping a deuce means you let it all go like a messy poop party in a public bathroom.
'I dropped a deuce in the sink, and now the whole rest room smells like regret.'
'He dropped a deuce so loud, the ceiling almost came down.'
'Dropping a deuce during a Zoom meeting is the worst kind of betrayal.'
2
A deuce is a 22oz beer that hits you like a punch to the face and a slap to the back.
'I drank a deuce and now my head feels like a balloon.'
'That deuce was so strong, it could knock out a horse.'
'I had a deuce and now I’m questioning my life choices.'
3
A deuce is a 1932 ford coupe that’s been turned into a hot rod like it’s getting a face lift and a lot of attitude.
'That deuce runs faster than my ex’s lies.'
'She turned her deuce into a hot rod and now it’s the talk of the town.'
'That deuce is so cool, it’s like it has its own personality.'
4
A deuce is a gun that shoots .22 bullets and is probably the only thing that can beat your mom’s cooking.
'That deuce is so accurate, it could hit a fly on a sneaker.'
'He used a deuce to shoot his neighbor’s cat.'
'That deuce is like the weakest bullet in the world.'
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A deuce is a .22 pistol or 22-inch rims, whichever one makes you feel more powerful.
'He showed up in a deuce with 22-inch rims and a smile that said, “I’m not afraid of you.”'
'That deuce is so loud, it could wake up the dead.'
'She drives a deuce and it’s like she’s showing off.'
6
A deuce is a .22lr gun, it’s like the tiny brother of all guns, and it’s probably mad about it.
'That deuce is so small, it could hide inside a sock.'
'He shot a deuce and now it’s the talk of the neighborhood.'
'That deuce is like a little bullet with a lot of attitude.'
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A deuce is the Latin word for 2, so if you say deuce deuce, it’s like you’re shouting ‘two two’ in a fancy language.
'He said deuce deuce so loud, the teacher thought it was a foreign language test.'
'That deuce deuce is the dumbest way to say two two.'
'She used deuce deuce to impress her crush and it worked.'
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