a deja fuck

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a deja fuck is when you go back to the same person like they’re your first love and you’re still stupid enough to believe it
I thought I was getting a new girlfriend. Turns out it was my ex who got a facelift and a new attitude.
He said he was over me. Then he came back like he had a coupon for my body.
She said she’d never cheat again. Then she came back and I was still her favorite.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a deja fuck is when you fall into the same mess like it was a trap you already knew was there
We split up because I was a mess. Now we’re back because I’m still a mess.
He promised me forever. Then he came back and forgot forever.
She moved on with her life. Then she came back with a different life and a bigger attitude.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a deja fuck is when you’re so dumb you go back to the same person like they were your first mistake
I thought I was smart enough to leave him. Then I came back and proved I was wrong.
She said she’d never come back. Then she came back like she was the main event.
He said he’d never take me back. Then he took me back and I was still his favorite.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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