Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're as bored as a toilet clogged with spaghetti.

Bro, I'm typing this because I've got nothing better to do.

I'm bored and I'm typing this out because I'm an idiot.

I'm so bored I'm writing this like it's a college essay.

2

You're so lazy you'd rather type this than clean your room.

Why did I even search this? I'm dumb.

This is the most exciting thing I've done all day.

I'm so lazy I'm typing this like it's a job.

3

A definition is like a dictionary, but it's also a dictionary, and also a dictionary.

It's like a dictionary, but like 10 times more annoying.

I'm reading this and I feel like I'm in a loop.

I think I'm going to cry from how much I'm repeating this.

4

Type definition here, but also type it here, and also type it here.

I'm typing this for no reason.

This is like the worst part of my day.

I'm just typing this because I'm stupid.

5

You're so bored you're typing this out like it's a college application.

I'm bored out of my mind and I'm typing this out.

This is like my brain is dead and I'm still typing.

I'm so bored I'm writing this like it's a test.

6

You searched up the definition of the definition of definition, and you're a total idiot.

Why did I search this? I'm an idiot.

I'm searching this like it's a life-or-death situation.

I think I'm going to die from how dumb this is.

7

You broke the internet, and you probably don't even know it.

The internet just broke and I'm the reason why.

I broke the internet like it was a video game.

I'm so dumb I broke the internet.