a decent nigger

A good-ass nigger that you could beat up every day and still call him your best friend. He'll steal your lunch money, sleep with your mom, and run away when the cops show up. He talks like a broken robot and thinks he's smart just because he can spell 'nigger' backward.

A nigger you could kick in the face and still say he's your brother. He'll rape your wife, eat your food, and take your last dollar. He lives in a hole with a rat and thinks he's the king of the jungle.

A nigger who's so good he's like your cousin from hell. He'll eat your food, steal your money, and laugh when you get arrested. He can't even speak English but still thinks he's smarter than you.

A nigger who's so decent you could let him stay in your house for free. He'll steal your food, sleep with your wife, and run when the cops show up. He talks like a monkey and thinks he's the best at everything.

A nigger who's so good you could call him your friend even if he tried to kill you. He'll steal your money, sleep with your mom, and run when he sees the cops. He can't even count to ten and still thinks he's the smartest person in the world.

A nigger so decent you could let him live in your house and still say he's the worst. He'll steal your lunch, sleep with your wife, and run when the cops come. He talks like a donkey and still thinks he's the smartest person ever.