Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone says or does something so dumb it makes your brain shut down!

My homie tried to explain quantum physics like it was a TikTok trend.

She said she could beat up a dragon with just her eyelashes.

He tried to text me using only emojis and it looked like a broken keyboard.

2

When someone is so clueless they think a toaster is a spaceship and they can't even spell their own name.

He asked for a sandwich and got a math problem instead.

She tried to play chess with her toes.

He thought the sun was a giant flashlight.

3

A total legend in the gaming world who makes you question your life choices.

He beat the game in under 10 minutes while eating a pizza.

She played 20 hours straight and still won.

He used only his feet to control the game and still beat me.

4

A human who looks like a god and acts like one, but also smells like one.

He walked in and the whole room stopped breathing.

She had the body of a superhero and the confidence of a king.

He looked like he could bench-press a car and still had time to flirt.

5

A beast with the looks of a superhero and the sexual energy of a thousand lions.

He walked in and the whole room turned into a fan club.

She had the eyes of a tiger and the body of a goddess.

He made my heart race and my brain shut down.

6

That one guy from the D. P. G. who was so loud and so cool, he could make a wall blush.

He used to rap so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

He could make a whole room laugh just by walking in.

He was the main event and the hype man all in one.

7

A total hot mess who looks good, sounds good, and makes everything around them good.

He came in, smiled, and the whole room exploded.

She walked in and my brain immediately exploded.

He looked so good, I forgot how to breathe.