a day at the spa

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A fancy way to say you got your face blown by some hot chick at the spa, like it’s a real job or something.

Got my face blown by a spa chick, looked like I was getting a free lunch.

My face got a facial, but it was more like a face explosion.

That spa chick hit me with a facial so hard, my face looked like it got hit by a truck.

When a guy gives a girl a facial and then slathers mud on her chest like he’s trying to bury her.

He gave me a facial and then threw mud on my chest like I was a crime scene.

My guy gave me a facial, then plopped mud on my chest like it was a spa party.

He gave me a facial, then did a mud bath on my chest. I looked like a mess.

A day at the spa is when you rent a hotel room, soak your nuts in warm water, and jerk off in front of the big mirror in the bathroom.

I rented a hotel room, soaked my nuts, and jerked off in front of the mirror like I was on a date with myself.

Soaked my balls in the sink, then jerked off in the mirror like it was a spa ad.

I rented a hotel room, soaked my nut sack, and made the mirror cry from all the jerking off.

When a guy jizzes in a girl’s hair, gives her some stupid goggles, and then shits on her face for fun.

He jizzed in my hair, gave me goggles, and then pooped on my face like it was a spa contest.

Jizz in my hair, goggles on my face, then he pooped on me like I was his personal toilet.

He gave me goggles, jizzed in my hair, and then pooped on my face like it was the spa of the century.