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You’re so good at League Of Legends that even Faker would cry and ask for mercy.
Dax carried me through ranked, and I got a loss. My dignity is gone.
I saw Dax play and I felt like a loser who failed math.
Dax was so good I lost my mind and my pants.
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Dax says this when he introduces himself, usually with some big brag about his past.
Dax walked in and said, 'I used to clean toilets!' and I almost threw up.
He yelled, 'I used to be a janitor!' and my face turned red.
Dax screamed, 'I used to mop floors!' and I wanted to die.
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A Dax is the guy who gets all the girls, but he’s also the guy who cheats on them.
Dax asked me out, and then I found out he dates 10 girls at once.
He was my crush, but then I saw him with my best friend.
He’s the most popular guy, but he’s also the biggest flirt.
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A Dax is a god with a brain and a body that won’t stop getting it on.
Dax can stay up all night and still get it on with 3 girls.
He’s smart, sexy, and never stops getting it on.
He’s like a god who also has a huge appetite for love.
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Dax is the guy who looks good, plays games well, and loves big girls.
Dax is the guy who makes you feel like you’re the best.
He plays games like a pro and loves big girls.
He’s the guy who’s cool and also hot.
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A Dax is like being called cool, but way better and way more fun.
Everyone says Dax is the best.
When you say Dax, it’s like saying cool, but with more swagger.
Dax is the best thing since sliced bread.
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A Dax is a guy with a meaty member that could take on a whole army.
Dax has a member so big it could beat up a whole school.
He once bragged about his member and I almost passed out.
Dax’s member is so big, it’s a legend.
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