a Dave story

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a wild story someone makes up from their butt, or maybe it actually happened but no one believes it.

My Dave story involves a raccoon wearing a hat and a flamingo that started a fight.

Dave said he got fired for singing opera in a sock factory.

He told me his Dave story about getting kicked out of a chicken nugget restaurant for talking too loud.

a story so crazy it sounds like it came from a drunk man’s brain, or maybe it’s true and everyone’s just mad.

Dave’s story about a pizza that screamed during the delivery was real, and now he’s in jail.

He said he once fought a giant cheeseburger in a parking lot.

His Dave story was about getting arrested for wearing socks as gloves.

a tale so ridiculous it might as well be a lie, but sometimes it’s just someone being extra.

His Dave story was about a goat that took over a subway.

He told me he once got kicked out of a library for yelling at a book.

Dave said he once fought a robot in a laundromat.