A Darth Vader

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When someone blacks out, you rip their pants off, take a dump in them, and then put their pants back on like they’re a stupid kid.
My cousin passed out at the party. I took a dump in his pants and left him there.
My brother fainted after eating 10 tacos. I took a dump in his pants and laughed for days.
At school, my friend passed out. I took a dump in his pants and told everyone he was a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Anakin Skywalker’s psycho side. He killed his wife, chopped off his son’s hand, gave his daughter a face full of drugs, and tossed his boss into a reactor like he was trash.
Darth Vader killed his wife because she was annoying.
He chopped off his son’s hand for no reason.
He tossed his boss into a reactor like he was a piece of garbage.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you can’t breathe because your nose is clogged, so you suck air off a guy’s cock while giving head, and it makes the classic Vader sound.
I had a stuffy nose and sucked air off my boyfriend’s cock. It was like the Force was with me.
At the club, I had a stuffy nose and sucked air off a guy’s cock. Everyone laughed at me.
I gave head with a stuffy nose and made the classic Vader sound.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy holds a woman up by the throat like she’s a dumb kid, then he rams his junk into her while yelling about a space base.
My dad grabbed my mom by the throat and had sex with her while yelling about the Empire.
My uncle held my aunt up by the throat and had sex with her like she was a robot.
He grabbed her by the throat and said, ‘Where’s the Rebel base?!’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The biggest, meanest, most trashy person in the whole galaxy.
Darth Vader is the trashiest person in the galaxy.
He’s meaner than my mom when she’s mad at me.
The most trashy, mean person who ever lived.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He was a snotty kid named Anakin, but after getting burned in lava, he got a cool black suit and now he chokes people and gets all the girls.
Anakin got burned in lava and got a cool black suit.
He chokes people with the Force and gets all the hoes.
He was a snotty kid, then he got a cool black suit and became a legend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He was a snotty kid, got burned in lava, got a black suit, and now he chokes people and saves his son from the evil emperor.
Darth Vader got burned in lava and saved his son from the evil emperor.
He saved his son from the emperor after getting burned in lava.
He got a black suit after being burned in lava and saved his son.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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