A Dark Side of the Moon

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A drink that’s basically Jagermeister and Mexican coke mixed together like a sad love letter to your soul. It can kill you if you’re already feeling like a broken toaster.

I drank a Dark Side of the Moon and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck and a piano.

My friend tried to drink a Dark Side of the Moon and now he’s in the hospital and he doesn’t know why.

I took a sip of Dark Side of the Moon and it tasted like regret and burnt hair.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A fancy album that Pink Floyd recorded in 1973 and it’s so good it’s like the musical version of a really good pizza. It’s one of the best albums ever made, and it’s basically the reason your parents listen to music.

My mom listens to Dark Side of the Moon every day like it’s her job.

I remember my dad blasting Dark Side of the Moon when he was trying to fake being cool.

My brother got a tattoo of the cover of Dark Side of the Moon and now he’s a walking music legend.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A famous album from 1973 that talks about being a weirdo, going crazy, dying, and fighting wars. It’s also supposedly related to The Wizard of Oz, which is either genius or the worst idea ever.

My teacher said Dark Side of the Moon is like the musical version of a bad day.

I think Dark Side of the Moon is the reason my dog hates Mondays.

My brother said Dark Side of the Moon is the reason he can’t sleep at night.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

What you say when you’re about to get high and blast the best album ever made. It’s like the musical version of a perfect day.

I said, 'Dark Side of the Moon,' and then I smoked weed and cried.

My friend said, 'Dark Side of the Moon,' and then he got high and started talking to his plants.

I said, 'Dark Side of the Moon,' and now I feel like a superhero.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A symbol that’s been used so much it’s like the worst fashion trend ever. It’s everywhere, and no one knows why it’s still popular.

My teacher put a Dark Side of the Moon poster in her classroom and now I hate her.

My mom uses the Dark Side of the Moon as her phone background and it’s annoying.

I drew the Dark Side of the Moon on my math test and got a zero.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The CD your kids listen to when they’re being annoying and poking smot. It’s like the musical version of a middle schooler’s worst day.

My brother blasted Dark Side of the Moon while poking smot and it was the worst thing ever.

My sister listened to Dark Side of the Moon while poking smot and now I hate her.

I listened to Dark Side of the Moon while poking smot and now I feel like a broken toy.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A fancy way of describing the back of the moon, which people thought was dark because they didn’t know what they were doing. Now everyone thinks the moon is always dark on one side, which is just silly.

My teacher said the Dark Side of the Moon is like the moon’s version of a bad haircut.

I thought the Dark Side of the Moon was a real thing and now I feel stupid.

My mom said the Dark Side of the Moon is just a fancy way of saying ‘the moon is weird.’

by Slangipedia 2mo ago