a dark road

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a 2021 album that sounds like a hungover DJ threw up on a mixtape and called it a masterpiece

'This album is like my ex and my best friend's ex having a baby.'

'I listen to it when I'm too lazy to shower.'

'It’s the only thing that stops me from crying in public.'

being on a Dark Road means you're trying to flirt with your friend's girlfriend while she's still wearing her engagement ring

'I said hi. Now I'm stuck with her and her ring.'

'He asked her out. Now he's stuck on a Dark Road.'

'I told her I was single. Now I'm stuck on a Dark Road.'

a Dark Road is when a bunch of drunk guys are passed out on the floor like they got thrown out of a bar fight

'They were yelling. Now they're sleeping on the floor like it’s a hotel.'

'They drank so much, they forgot how to stand.'

'They looked like they were in a wrestling match with a pizza.'