a dark angel

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This is TV's Emily Compagno. She's the worst kind of fake dark angel, like a poser in a dark robe.
@EmilyCompagno is just a hot mess wearing a cape.
She claims to be a dark angel but can't even handle her own drama.
I bet she's a dark angel in the morning and a regular angel by noon.
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A dark angel is a total loser who thinks they're cool because they're dark and full of bad thoughts. Probably a Savannah or Eila. They’re smart, hot, and have amazing thoughts, but they’re also a huge waste of time.
That Savannah is a dark angel and a total pain in the butt.
Eila’s like a dark angel, she’s cool but also a pain.
They say they’re a dark angel, but they’re just lazy.
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A dark angel is a super tough 80s metal band from LA. Their music is louder than a jet engine, more brutal than a karate class, and their lyrics are so evil they make your mom cry.
That band is louder than my dog when he’s having a meltdown.
Their music is like a punch to the face and a kick to the gut.
They’re so brutal, they could beat up Slayer and walk away.
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A dark angel is a TV show that got canceled before it even had a chance to be good. It was like getting kicked out of a party before the cake was even cut.
That show was canceled before it could even finish its first song.
They canceled it before the main character even got a good punchline.
It was like being fired before you even started the job.
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A dark angel is a bad angel who brings bad luck, hate, and darkness into people’s lives. They’re like the worst kind of friend, the one who always ruins your day.
That dark angel ruined my whole week.
They brought hate and darkness into my life like a bad ex.
They’re the worst kind of angel, like a bad pizza.
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A dark angel is an evil but super hot angel who loves spreading misery. She has dark hair and makes guys go crazy, like a bad breakup and a good look.
That dark angel is evil and hot, like a nightmare with a smile.
She spreads misery like it’s her full-time job.
Guys go crazy over her like she’s the best part of their day.
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A dark angel is a super smart and cool internet personality. They’re like the best friend you never had, but they also make you look bad.
That internet guy is a dark angel, he’s smart and cool and hates your dumb jokes.
He’s like the best friend you never had but also a total pain.
He’s so smart, he makes your brain feel like it’s on fire.
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