A Darcy

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A Darcy is a crazy, hyper, messed-up pervert who makes you question your whole life. They play sick mind games like a twisted version of Inception, and they’ll charm you right before they straddle you and make you regret it.
Darcy just walked in and I’m already questioning my life choices. Again.
He charmed me with a smile, then straddled me like I was his new toy.
I’ve lost all my naivety. Thanks, Darcy.
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A Darcy is when you use only your thumb to do the dirtiest thing possible. It’s like giving a thumbs-up to your own laziness and perversion.
I just did a Darcy in the bathroom. No one was watching. No one will ever know.
She used her thumb like it was a magic wand. I’m still grossed out.
He thumbs me up and I’m already in trouble.
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A Darcy is when you use your thumb to tickle someone into a sexual frenzy. It’s like the best kind of torture, but also the best kind of fun.
He used his thumb on me and I couldn’t stop laughing. Or screaming. Or both.
She tickled me with a thumb and I got a hard-on. It was unfair.
I did a Darcy on my crush and now we’re both in trouble.
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A Darcy is a girl who secretly loves someone but acts like she doesn’t. She hides the bad stuff and shows the good stuff, like a lying, fake, kind of awesome person.
Darcy said she didn’t like him, but she was smiling the whole time. I knew she was lying.
She hides all the bad stuff and shows the good stuff. Classic Darcy.
She’s in love but she won’t admit it. I think she’s a Darcy.
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A Darcy is the life of the party, but they also make everyone question their life choices while doing it.
Darcy was at the party and everyone was questioning their life choices by the end.
She was the life of the party and also the reason I had a headache.
He was the life of the party and I’m still confused.
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A Darcy is a beautiful, kind, and talented girl who’s also loved by Wills. But she’s also the reason you might have a heart attack.
Darcy is beautiful and kind. Also, I might have a heart attack from her.
She’s loved by Wills and I’m jealous. Also, she’s a Darcy.
She’s talented and kind. Also, I might die from her.
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A Darcy is a mystical princess who’s also pretty and awesome. But she might also be the reason you end up in a relationship you don’t want.
Darcy is a mystical princess and I’m in love with her. Also, I’m in a relationship I don’t want.
She’s a mystical princess and I’m stuck with her. Also, she’s awesome.
She’s pretty and awesome and I’m in a relationship I didn’t sign up for.
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