A Danny

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A total waste of space. Always says he's going out but ends up watching cat videos and eating pizza. Claims he's too busy with work, which is just a fancy way of saying he wants more food and more drinks. Still, he loves Topman more than his own mom.
Danny: 'I'm going out with my mates.' 30 mins later: 'I'm too tired, I'm watching cat videos.'
He said he was going to a business meeting. Turns out it was just a strip bar.
He missed my birthday because he was too busy watching cat videos and eating pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To take a massive, long, loud, smelly shit.
I took a Danny after eating 12 burgers.
She said she'd be back in 5 minutes. She came back 2 hours later. She had taken a Danny.
Danny is not just a name. It's a lifestyle. A very smelly one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who acts like she's got problems, but she's just a bit of a drama queen. She's got amazing eyes and hair, but she thinks she's ugly. She pushes people away but still wants love. If you're nice to her, she'll hug you like you're her last friend.
She told me she doesn't like me, but then she hugged me like I was her last friend.
She said she's too ugly, but I saw her in the mirror and she looked perfect.
She won't give me a second chance unless I'm special. Which I am.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person so perfect, they make your brain explode. If you meet one, you're lucky. If you meet two, you're doomed. They're funny, sexy, smart, and they do it all at the same time. They're like a superpower.
I met a Danni and my brain exploded. I had to go to the hospital.
She's the most perfect person I've ever met. I might need a new brain.
He's so perfect, I want to die. I'm just not sure which one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who makes your life better. They’ll cook you dinner, then take you out at 3 a. m. when you're too wasted to think straight. They’re your friend, your lover, and your life’s best decision.
She cooked me fish and then took me to the club at 3 a. m. I died of happiness.
He made me dinner, then I got horny and he stayed up with me.
She's the best thing that ever happened to me. I'm not even exaggerating.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl so cool, she’s basically a legend. She's the kind of person who makes everyone else look bad. She’s the best, and you’re lucky if you know her.
She’s the coolest girl I’ve ever met. I’m just a normal person.
She walks into the room and everyone else becomes invisible.
She's a Danni, and I’m just a normal person who's jealous.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The most amazing person you'll ever meet. He'll teach you how to love people and never hold a grudge. He's shy, but when he's with you, he makes you laugh so hard you look like a joker. He's basically a human miracle.
He taught me how to love people and never hold a grudge. I'm still trying to remember that.
He's so shy, he didn't talk to me for a week. Then he made me laugh so hard I cried.
He’s the best person I know. I might need a new brain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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