a "dancing nun"

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A dancing nun is when a woman flashes her snatch and wiggles her butt like she’s doing a sacred ritual in a church full of holy jerks.
My cousin did a dancing nun at her cousin's wedding and got kicked out of the reception.
My mom did a dancing nun during a Zoom call with my aunt and her entire family.
At the gas station, the lady behind me did a dancing nun and I almost fainted.
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A dancing nun is when a woman takes her pants off and starts shaking her crotch like it's a religious experience and everyone else is a sinner.
My teacher did a dancing nun in front of the entire class and I got detention.
My brother did a dancing nun in the middle of the grocery store and got yelled at by the manager.
I did a dancing nun in my bedroom and my dog stared at me like I was crazy.
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A dancing nun is when a woman gives a big middle finger to the world by showing her snatch and making it do a little happy dance.
At the park, my friend did a dancing nun and got a free ice cream from the vendor.
My neighbor did a dancing nun through her backyard and scared my cat.
During a Zoom meeting, my boss did a dancing nun and we all laughed until we cried.
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